Sure sign of the apocalypse

I recently went to dinner for a friend's birthday. The food was good and the people were good. I got to see a few people I hadn't seen in far too long, and they appeared genuinely happy to see me which is always nice even if a bit baffling.

I was in one conversation, and suddenly found myself overhearing another conversation about playing a yoga game? I can only assume that it's associated with the Wii Fit deal.

I actually heard them discuss who was "winning at breathing."

I proposed at that time, and still do, that when we have somehow turned yoga into a competitive sport, that it is a sure sign of the impending apocalypse. That's it people, game over.